10 signs of being a college student

1) While using a cross-walk, you're almost hit by a kid on a scooter who is apparently in a hurry
2) There are people sleeping everywhere...benches, hallways, the grass, and even the sidewalk
3) Your parents give you birthday cash with explicit instructions not to use it for rent, books, or other expenses
4) 11pm is too early to go to bed
5) There is no quiet room in your house- music is always playing
6) Just when you're about to begin any form of studying, something always comes up (i.e. activities, favorite show/sports game comes on, somebody feels the express need to absorb your attention with small talk)
7) Free time is a necessity to prevent death from stress
8) There is no such thing as "free time." It always comes at the expense of something productive you could be doing
9) Although you continually forget about due dates, assignments, and other responsible things; you never forget your cell phone. Life just couldn't happen without it
10) It's not odd to find somebody asleep on your couch or living room floor in the morning who wasn't there when you went to sleep the night before